Anyone who's known me for 
more than a few minutes knows that I'm a horror movie freak.  In honor 
of Halloween, I've decided to make a list of my favorite films from my 
favorite sub genre, the slasher film.  Compiling this list proved to be 
exceedingly difficult, so I narrowed the choices down to only American 
made movies made in the 1980s, when the slasher craze was in full 
force.  As a result, films such as Halloween and Black Christmas will not appear here.  I also tried to give some love to lesser known slashers.
Friday The 13th (1980)
A Halloween
 rip-off which spawned an endless litany of sequels and imitators, this 
summer camp slasher still holds up well.  What it lacks in character 
development, it makes up for with inventive death sequences, a 
simplistic but creepy score, and a great twist ending for first-time 
viewers.
My Bloody Valentine
 (1981)
Twenty
 years after a deranged miner vowed to go on another killing spree 
should his small town hold another Valentine's dance, said small town 
decides to - you guessed it - hold a Valentine's dance.  Bloodshed 
ensues.  The miner's garb is perfect for masking the killer's identity, 
the underground mine is dark and claustrophobic, and the death scenes 
are brutal (at least in the uncut version; stay away from the censored 
original release), making this one of the best holiday slashers.
The Slumber Party Massacre
 (1982)
A
 madman with an electric drill unleashes his fury on a group of teenage 
girls at a sleepover.  It might not sound like anything special, but 
feminist Rita Mae Brown wrote the script as a parody of the slasher 
genre, and director Amy Holden Jones played it straight.  As a result, Massacre
 adheres to some established genre rules, while subverting others.  The 
film boasts a sharply satirical sense of humor, a high body count, and, 
of course, lots of nudity.
A Nightmare on Elm Street
 (1984)
Director
 Wes Craven added a supernatural element to the slasher film in the form
 of Fred Krueger, who has the ability to stalk and kill teenagers in 
their dreams.  This makes for a scary premise - these kids aren't safe 
even while they sleep - and allows Craven to masterfully blur the line 
between dreams and reality, so the audience is never quite sure which is
 which.  Although the sequels would turn Freddy into the wisecracking 
hero of the piece, here he lurks in the shadows and is completely 
menacing.  This is without a doubt my favorite slasher.
Silent Night, Deadly Night
 (1984)
One
 of a handful of Christmas slashers, this was also one of the most 
controversial films of the decade, condemned by parents, critics 
(including Leonard Maltin), and Mickey Rooney (who would go on to star 
in Silent Night, Deadly Night 5).  Interestingly enough, Christmas Evil,
 which was released four years earlier, also featured a killer in a 
Santa suit, but no one made a fuss over that.  It's nothing 
groundbreaking, but it's absurd and perverse, and a fine antidote to the
 usual sickeningly sweet holiday fare.
The Stepfather (1987)
I
 don't normally consider this a slasher, but it does feature a homicidal
 maniac killing a bunch of people in gruesome ways, so I guess it 
qualifies.  Terry O'Quinn makes this movie, turning in an unnervingly 
convincing performance as an insane man on the hunt for the perfect 
family.  O'Quinn uses facial expressions and mannerisms to indicate that
 something is not quite right beneath his character's calm and placid 
surface.
Child's Play
 (1988)
The killer isn't just
 a doll, but the soul of human serial killer Charles Lee Ray 
transplanted into the doll.  Director Tom Holland manages some creepy 
moments, Brad Dourif has a lot of fun voicing Chucky, and Chris Sarandon
 does a masterful job of controlling a motor vehicle while a killer doll
 is trying to stab him between the legs.
Hide and Go Shriek
 (1988)
Okay,
 this really isn't a good movie, but it is a perfect example of '80s 
cheese at its finest.  Bad fashion (dinosaur earrings, multi-colored 
button-down shirts layered over penguin T-shirts), bad music (synth-rock
 instrumental version of Aerosmith's "Walk This Way"), and bad dialogue 
(“You're STUPID, JERK-face") abound in this tale of a group of 
self-proclaimed "fabulous friends who got through high school and are 
going to do great things" camping out at a furniture store which is 
inexplicably overrun with mannequins – and a killer who dresses in his 
victims' clothing.  
 
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
 (1988)
Sure, the original
 has one of the craziest endings out there, but the rest of the film 
wasn't particularly memorable.  It also took itself far too seriously, 
playing out as a murder mystery when the murderer's identity was 
obvious.  Unhappy Campers, on the other hand, makes no such 
attempt at mystery, focusing instead on gratuitous nudity, inventive 
kills (battery acid, a guitar string, and a giant toilet are employed as
 weapons), and cheesy one-liners delivered by a ridiculously perky and 
bubbly murderer.
Cutting Class
 (1989)
The
 death scenes are disappointingly tame, but Jill Schoelen is an 
appealing heroine, and the film has a healthy dose of campy humor.  
Plus, we get to see Brad Pitt (in his film debut) deliver the line, 
"Your dad's a little bigger than I am.  But not where it counts!"  What 
more could you ask for?
 
Totally agree on "Unhappy Campers" being superior to the original "Sleepaway Camp." Besides being flatly paced, the sound recording was really off in that the actors' voices were way too loud. And, yeah, the sequel had lots of boobies and inventive kills!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comment, Jack! Did you see part III, "Teenage Wasteland?" From what I remember, it was better than the original but not as fun as "Unhappy Campers." And the fourth one was probably the worst of all.
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