Anyone who's known me for
more than a few minutes knows that I'm a horror movie freak. In honor
of Halloween, I've decided to make a list of my favorite films from my
favorite sub genre, the slasher film. Compiling this list proved to be
exceedingly difficult, so I narrowed the choices down to only American
made movies made in the 1980s, when the slasher craze was in full
force. As a result, films such as Halloween and Black Christmas will not appear here. I also tried to give some love to lesser known slashers.
Friday The 13th (1980)
A Halloween
rip-off which spawned an endless litany of sequels and imitators, this
summer camp slasher still holds up well. What it lacks in character
development, it makes up for with inventive death sequences, a
simplistic but creepy score, and a great twist ending for first-time
viewers.
My Bloody Valentine
(1981)
Twenty
years after a deranged miner vowed to go on another killing spree
should his small town hold another Valentine's dance, said small town
decides to - you guessed it - hold a Valentine's dance. Bloodshed
ensues. The miner's garb is perfect for masking the killer's identity,
the underground mine is dark and claustrophobic, and the death scenes
are brutal (at least in the uncut version; stay away from the censored
original release), making this one of the best holiday slashers.
The Slumber Party Massacre
(1982)
A
madman with an electric drill unleashes his fury on a group of teenage
girls at a sleepover. It might not sound like anything special, but
feminist Rita Mae Brown wrote the script as a parody of the slasher
genre, and director Amy Holden Jones played it straight. As a result, Massacre
adheres to some established genre rules, while subverting others. The
film boasts a sharply satirical sense of humor, a high body count, and,
of course, lots of nudity.
A Nightmare on Elm Street
(1984)
Director
Wes Craven added a supernatural element to the slasher film in the form
of Fred Krueger, who has the ability to stalk and kill teenagers in
their dreams. This makes for a scary premise - these kids aren't safe
even while they sleep - and allows Craven to masterfully blur the line
between dreams and reality, so the audience is never quite sure which is
which. Although the sequels would turn Freddy into the wisecracking
hero of the piece, here he lurks in the shadows and is completely
menacing. This is without a doubt my favorite slasher.
Silent Night, Deadly Night
(1984)
One
of a handful of Christmas slashers, this was also one of the most
controversial films of the decade, condemned by parents, critics
(including Leonard Maltin), and Mickey Rooney (who would go on to star
in Silent Night, Deadly Night 5). Interestingly enough, Christmas Evil,
which was released four years earlier, also featured a killer in a
Santa suit, but no one made a fuss over that. It's nothing
groundbreaking, but it's absurd and perverse, and a fine antidote to the
usual sickeningly sweet holiday fare.
The Stepfather (1987)
I
don't normally consider this a slasher, but it does feature a homicidal
maniac killing a bunch of people in gruesome ways, so I guess it
qualifies. Terry O'Quinn makes this movie, turning in an unnervingly
convincing performance as an insane man on the hunt for the perfect
family. O'Quinn uses facial expressions and mannerisms to indicate that
something is not quite right beneath his character's calm and placid
surface.
Child's Play
(1988)
The killer isn't just
a doll, but the soul of human serial killer Charles Lee Ray
transplanted into the doll. Director Tom Holland manages some creepy
moments, Brad Dourif has a lot of fun voicing Chucky, and Chris Sarandon
does a masterful job of controlling a motor vehicle while a killer doll
is trying to stab him between the legs.
Hide and Go Shriek
(1988)
Okay,
this really isn't a good movie, but it is a perfect example of '80s
cheese at its finest. Bad fashion (dinosaur earrings, multi-colored
button-down shirts layered over penguin T-shirts), bad music (synth-rock
instrumental version of Aerosmith's "Walk This Way"), and bad dialogue
(“You're STUPID, JERK-face") abound in this tale of a group of
self-proclaimed "fabulous friends who got through high school and are
going to do great things" camping out at a furniture store which is
inexplicably overrun with mannequins – and a killer who dresses in his
victims' clothing.
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
(1988)
Sure, the original
has one of the craziest endings out there, but the rest of the film
wasn't particularly memorable. It also took itself far too seriously,
playing out as a murder mystery when the murderer's identity was
obvious. Unhappy Campers, on the other hand, makes no such
attempt at mystery, focusing instead on gratuitous nudity, inventive
kills (battery acid, a guitar string, and a giant toilet are employed as
weapons), and cheesy one-liners delivered by a ridiculously perky and
bubbly murderer.
Cutting Class
(1989)
The
death scenes are disappointingly tame, but Jill Schoelen is an
appealing heroine, and the film has a healthy dose of campy humor.
Plus, we get to see Brad Pitt (in his film debut) deliver the line,
"Your dad's a little bigger than I am. But not where it counts!" What
more could you ask for?
Totally agree on "Unhappy Campers" being superior to the original "Sleepaway Camp." Besides being flatly paced, the sound recording was really off in that the actors' voices were way too loud. And, yeah, the sequel had lots of boobies and inventive kills!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comment, Jack! Did you see part III, "Teenage Wasteland?" From what I remember, it was better than the original but not as fun as "Unhappy Campers." And the fourth one was probably the worst of all.
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